Why every BMW owner drives like an ass hat

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09/15/2016 at 15:40 • Filed to: None

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DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! S65 > E90M3
09/15/2016 at 15:45

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BMW drivers don’t have the attention span to watch a video about how to drive like an ass hat.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > E90M3
09/15/2016 at 15:49

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I guess I don’t because I don’t buy them new? Makes sense.


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > RallyWrench
09/15/2016 at 15:50

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I wasn’t required to watch it cause I got my M3 used from a Porsche dealer.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > E90M3
09/15/2016 at 15:52

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Good thing all the ones I’ve owned were old :]


Kinja'd!!! MUSASHI66 > E90M3
09/15/2016 at 15:57

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Find time, watch this


Kinja'd!!! The Stig's former college room mate > E90M3
09/15/2016 at 15:58

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one of the sales managers here has that on the wall in his office.


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > MUSASHI66
09/15/2016 at 15:58

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That’s good, I’ve watched that before.


Kinja'd!!! FromCanadaWithLove > E90M3
09/15/2016 at 16:17

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I took this class and wrote the exams. What do you want to know?


Kinja'd!!! DynamicWeight > E90M3
09/15/2016 at 16:20

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Rule 1: You really are better than everyone else.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > EL_ULY
09/15/2016 at 16:26

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Mine came with a DVD in the glovebox.


Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > E90M3
09/15/2016 at 16:52

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I got mine used from a Ford dealer. I was told they kept it away from the Mustangs though.


Kinja'd!!! CyborgAdaLovelace > E90M3
09/15/2016 at 17:15

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I saw the weirdest thing the other day: a BMW with a functioning turn signal.

Of course, it functioned for at least 2 miles without the driver ever actually changing lanes.


Kinja'd!!! NJAnon > E90M3
09/15/2016 at 19:39

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Its the group of BMW owners that have “fluctuating A-hole” driving that is the problem. You get your hopes up when a BMW in traffic is driving fine.

But then....

They start to do some non-oppo stupid stuff and you realize that you have to start a timer to see how it takes before the A-hole behavior cools down and the normal driving returns. :)